That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it. I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old. Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.įor you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept. Maybe being nice is more important than being cool. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. Totally available! Please disturb me! 36. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off… I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right. People say me bad… but trust me I am the worst! I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However I am a superhero for my GF… I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…Įvery problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl! I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.Įvery problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.ĭear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it! It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. To be old and wise, you should first be young and stupid.Īlways wear a smile because you never know who is watching.įocus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?! Smile… even if it’s just to annoy someone. Funny Whatsapp Status IdeasĪccept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.Īn intellectual solves a problem. I allow myself to enjoy each happy moment in life. Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting. I know looks are not everything but I have them just in case.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just carry a personality you can’t handle. I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. I don’t race, I don’t chase that’s why I can’t be replaced. If you’re good at something, never do it for free. Yes that’s why I’m crowned queen, and I ain’t lookin’ for the prom king. His attitude kinda savage but his heart is a diamond. My crown won’t fit on your bum ass lace fronts. I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category. I look like “yes” and you look like “no”. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs. There is two types of people winner and loser, winner always working hard, the loser always tries to shortcut for win. I don’t care what people think or say about me…
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine… Good thing is listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
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